I keep hearing blacks saying how we need and open and honest
conversation about race, and oppression, and the lingering effects
of slavery. Well, I guess. Ive sort of thought that too. Of course,
I could guess who they wanted to do all the talking. But I have to
concede, if I plumb the depths of my soul, that slavery does have
lingering effects and, yes, that they are ghastly. Because of this
legacy, I am very sorry about slavery.
All right, lets talk about the lingering effects of slavery. For
starters, Americans cant walk in the cities of their own country
without danger of being beaten to death or shot. How is that for a
lingering effect? The downtowns of their cities are uninhabitable:
New York, Camden, Trenton, Newark, Philadelphia, Washington,
Baltimore, Chicago, Milwaukee, Detroit, Jackson, New Orleans, for
example. I am filled with repentance for slavery. Boy, am
I.
Sometimes I wish we had time travel so we could go back and hang
those wretched Brits who brought in slaves. Places that I once
lovedSan Francisco, for exampleare dying, have died, under
uncontrolled crime by a people at the level of hunting and
gathering, with stores moving out along with the civilized who are
able to escape. In one after another of once-lovely cities,
American-African mayoresses make crime virtually legal. The
lingering effects of slavery. Believe me, I am sorry.
Leofs are everywhere, and white people ought to admit
their responsibility. My grandsons go to schools often taught by
lingering effects at the mental level of tarsiers, lacking all
respect for grammar, mathematics, or recognizable English. Dat
stuff be Ray Ciss, know wud Im sane? Our kids cant take AP courses
because the lingering effects of slavery cant pass them. I guess if
my granddaughter wants to learn chemistry, she can do it late at
night, in the basement, with curtains over the windows, and her
mother keeping watch.
Our American Africans endlessly advert to their problems,
caused by slavery, and how whites need to solve them. Hey, I
have a brilliant answer for them: Why dont you solve your own
problems? Lets start with murder. Every year, some seven hundred
lingering effects of slavery get shot to death by other lingering
effects of slavery n Chicago, three hundred in Baltimore, five
hundred in Philadelphia, two hundred in Washington and at least
twice as many shot but surviving. I offer our selvatic citizens a
solution:
Stop shooting each other.
Hows that for brilliant? Whites arent shooting you, despite the
occasional temptation. You are shooting yourselves. Why is it my
problem?
I here offer another brilliant solution to a black problem.
Blacks do terribly on the SATs. They dont do poorly because of
oppression. They dont do poorly because of the lingering effects of
slavery. They are the lingering ef...